Ya know Tori Frederking? Apparently that’s me. What? Excuse me? This blows my mind more than anything I’ve ever had happen to me. I don’t understand. Me? Me. Seriously? Are you sure you’re not remembering somebody else? Why didn’t you ever say anything? You were too nervous? But…it’s just me. Wow.
This kid I had a crush on in fourth grade apparently had a crush on me all through high school and never said anything until now. And now we’re dating. This is weird. My life is a movie right now. This doesn’t happen in real life. But apparently it does. And to me, of all people.
So do you ever wonder if you’re anybody’s Tori Frederking? Anybody’s great white buffalo? Anybody’s opportunity they let pass them by? Ever think to yourself “nah, there’s no way. I’m too ____”? Well guess what.
You’re probably wrong.