The ghost in your room that you always thought didn’t approve of you knocking boots never stopped you letting me get hold of the sweet spot by the scruff of your knee socks.

The ghost in your room that you always thought didn’t approve of you knocking boots never stopped you letting me get hold of the sweet spot by the scruff of your knee socks.

I react to incredibly good-looking people with hostility and disgust.

They hurt my feelings with their attractiveness.

But when I have to interact with one, I completely lose all my composure and turn into a bumbling, forgetful, fool.