My dream man is as follows:

*British. Or Irish. Or Scottish. Basically, from the UK.

*Looks like Garrett Hedlund or Jensen Ackles.

*Full sleeves (but not of dumb things).

*A touch of rockabilly.

*Christian.

*Have the personality of Tony Stark.

Shouldn’t be too hard, right? Keep your eyes peeled, yeah?

Pin me up buttercup. #redlipstick #cateyes #retro #50s #greaser #pinup #poof (Taken with Instagram)

Pin me up buttercup. #redlipstick #cateyes #retro #50s #greaser #pinup #poof (Taken with Instagram)

This whole rockabilly/greaser guy thing I have is getting out of control.

You need to hurry up and come home so I can yank that cigarette out of your mouth, and rip off your suspenders, white tee shirt, and cuffed jeans.