*British. Or Irish. Or Scottish. Basically, from the UK.
*Looks like Garrett Hedlund or Jensen Ackles.
*Full sleeves (but not of dumb things).
*A touch of rockabilly.
*Have the personality of Tony Stark.
Shouldn’t be too hard, right? Keep your eyes peeled, yeah?
You need to hurry up and come home so I can yank that cigarette out of your mouth, and rip off your suspenders, white tee shirt, and cuffed jeans.