A Knight's Tale

Female. 24. 5'2" Hair color varies. A lot. Livin' the good life over here in sunny soutthern California.

Zoology major.

Superwholockian. Potterhead. Disnerd.

Be excellent to each other.
Hakuna Matata.
DGAF.
Don't be a dick.
Existence precedes essence.
Carpe Diem.
Music=Love.
Love>Money.
Dance like a fool.
Grow older, not up.
Ia ora te natura. E mea arofa teie ao nei.

Be who you are. Take nothing for granted. Memories are precious. Spread the happy.
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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

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imnotbatmanbutyoureclose:

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clorinspats:

shade-rartblog:

thewingedshadow:

elliotexplicit:

cineraria:

How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds - YouTube
伊東家の食卓

I just did this. Legit.

the fuck

Clearly this is black magic at work here

been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way

WHAT THE SHIT

I just did this for my mom and she screamed.

This is not worth selling your soul to satan

We should start folding like this at converse, yeah? We’ll be the sorcerers or retail. unmotivatedidealist samanthamandy rllyfucked

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the-mighty-glowcloud:

so imagine right before a quidditch match, Fred and George are both like “aw yea we’re gonna fucking slam these d-bags hufflepuffs suck at quidditch” but then they both gets these panicked looks and run to Oliver while shouting “DONT JINX IT” and “QUICK KNOCK ON WOOD” and then proceed to just punch Oliver in the face

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myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

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wondercult:

reblog if you’re a virgin, reblog even if you’re not. cause it doesn’t fucking matter.

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im-lower-than-atlantis:

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